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Regimes fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian. Or I was.

Regimes fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I’m Russian. Or I was.

"on your left"
- Marvel to DC (via beingnova)  (via captamerican)

pemsylvania:

pemsylvania:

what do you call a zombie that runs really fast

a zoombie

tatianamaslnay:

rexuality:

if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious

The Squad is what made me decide to become a detective.

sadeon:

if your girlfriend is cold, be a gentleman. put her in the oven for 40 minutes on 350. check often and serve plain or with white gravy

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote